My birthday is this Sunday. So naturally my office got party-bombed while I was at lunch. Decorated and deluged with gifts. I have some really awesome ofizmates.
This was waiting for me on my return:
- Pirates of the Caribbean metal lunchbox
- Original Slinky (metal, not plastic)
- Silly String
- 3 Color Glow Necklaces (the rave kind)
- MARVEL Heroes 100-piece puzzle
- Baby dinosaur bath scrubby puff
- Pirates of the Caribbean paddle ball
- Magic Growing Dinosaur (grows 600% in water)
- HULK Airheads (turns your tongue green)
- Iron Man Smarties dispenser
- Crazy Straw Glasses (drink thru them)
- Dinosaur Magic Towel
- 4-fingered Hand Of Flaming Death Racing Truck
- Skull Racing Car
- Wrist Armor Launchers
- Bright Blue Dress-Up Hair Extensions
- Hot Pink Dress-Up Hair with Bow
- 3 Birthday Cards including MADBALLS Card and a Merman Crown Punch-out Card.
- The Last Unicorn 25th Anniversary DVD featuring voice talents of Jeff Bridges, Mia Farrow and Angela Landsbury (!!!)
In addition to the massive booty haul, my office was decorated with the following:
- Multicolor garland with hanging dinosaur circle punchouts (all famous species depicted)
- Happy Birthday streamers
- Happy Birthday whiteboard art
- 3 Pirate ceiling hanger decorations
- Pirate Adventure popup table centerpiece
- Balloons all over the floor
...and the piece de resistance...
- the HARPY BIPTHDAY wall-hanging!!!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Harpy Bipthday To Me!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
heroin is so passé
This morning I asked the Twitterverse what are the top signs that you are addicted to Twitter. Say a Novena for these people, please:
@pseudojoe: um...asking what the signs are? if you have to ask you probably are =)
@kbodnar32: soo many more than 5 tweets per day
@sbazemore: using a standalone app so you can tweet faster.. :)
@budesigns: you refer to people by their @names.
@93octane: referring to YOURSELF as "@[me]"
@stefsull: tweeting while driving.
@blisster138: Twittering while driving on a mobile phone w/no QWERTY keyboard option - oh noes!
@YatPundit: rear-end auto collisions while replying to tweets via SMS
@Soulprncs2: involuntary Tweeting.
@tmroggen: when you can do ctrl R in your sleep.
@budesigns: coworkers find it easier to contact you via @replies than the corporate email.
@stefsull: tweeting to significant other when they're in the same house... even on the same sofa.
@Kayla_C: When you look at your watch during meetings or social events, you're not wishing it was over -- you're calculating how long it
@Kayla_C: it's been since your last tweet. (still getting used to 140 characters)
@kateymarie: Twitter is the last "person" you talk to at night and first in the morning
@pseudojoe: i tweeted while working out at the gym once
@kateymarie: catching yourself tweeting while walking into a bathroom
And the Number One Sign that you are addicted to Twitter:
@danananda: You cut people short at 140 characters when they are telling you about their weekend.
Monday, April 21, 2008
curious george
bff.Jay: u should tell amy about Jack Johnson new cd - Sleep Through the Static
bff.Jay: it's really good
93octane: thinking...NO
bff.Jay: what!? why???
bff.Jay: i thought she liked Citizen Cope and stuff
bff.Jay: and Jack Johnson.........???
93octane: i might as well hand her a bunch of sewing needles and say "would you please repeatedly stab me in both eyes with these? thanks."
